Woman & Cyclist Road Rage – You Don’t pay enough “road tax”

: liquidkool  I was going up a country lane by my house on my way home which is a narrow road and only allows for one car to go through at a time, but along the way there are lay by’s to allow traffic to pass. I saw her car up ahead stopped by the lay by so carried on, only to see her accelerating towards me. She had no intention of stopping until I called out at her. She proceeded to get out the car almost taking me out with her door, and started shouting at me that I don’t pay “road tax” and I don’t belong on the road. I didn’t know this at the time but there is no such thing as “road tax”, just car tax or Vehicle Excise Duty. Anyways I told her I do as I also have a car. Then she tells me I don’t pay as much as she does. How the hell would she know how much I pay anyway!!!!

This bitter old hag decides to have a go at me and admits that she would never stop for a cyclist to let them go past (running them off the road seems like a much better idea in her mind). When she got back in her car she then shouted out that I should go back to where I came from. Sorry to inform you, you miserable old cow, I WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY!!!! and have been living back here for over 12 years now.

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